So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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