i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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