I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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