Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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