YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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