do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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