So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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