6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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