She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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