Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I want a musical about memes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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