I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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