he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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