Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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