shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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