by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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