dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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