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i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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