dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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