Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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