I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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