shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
this just has baby written all over it
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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