You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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