So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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