Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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