Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
