i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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