Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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