Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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