i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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