Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm way too hungover for life right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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