I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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