so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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