I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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