Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Someone shit on the floor
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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