My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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