his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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