Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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