brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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