We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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