I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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