Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
the raccoons are back...
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