what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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