My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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