Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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