We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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