Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
this will be a night to untag.
How's work?
Spinning.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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