she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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