But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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