His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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