remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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