you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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