I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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