Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we should paint friendship bongs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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