Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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