look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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