Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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